Funny Gym Crap

I've been posting/bitching a lot about work lately, and I feel it's time to lighten the mood. :)

I was at the gym yesterday working out with the trainer and during this crazy exercise where I'm standing at the top of a squat postion, come down and pick up a 25lb ball, pick it up, come back up, squat deep, then on the way up, throw the ball as far as I can (are you with me? lol), I literally fell out of one of my bra cups. You couldn't see it through my shirt nor did I fall out of my shirt, but i could feel the underwire pressing into the nipular area, if you catch my drift.

Anywho, we were in the downstairs part of the gym, and I said, "I'll be right back, stay right THERE". I went a few feet away into an alcove-y area under the stairs and rearranged the girls. As I'm rearranging the 2nd girl, I look over my shoulder and there he is. WTF? Lol

I said, "I thought I told you stay over THERE!".

"I thought you went upstairs!"
"If I were going upstairs, I would have told you!"
"God, you're such a GIRL."
"Well, duh."

It was pretty funny. We sounded like an old bickering couple.

"But who cares at this point, because I'm sure you've seen everything."
"Yeah, you're right. Your wedgies are not too distant of a memory."

OH CRAP! lol That's right. Hey man, some of those mega squats he makes me do often include a visit from my underwear to the crack of my ass and I'm not going to walk around the gym like that! So I make him stand in front of me (with his back to me) in a corner of the gym while I reorganize. Yeah, it's been more than once. Hee hee!

I just don't care anymore about looking good at the gym. I sweat on the equipment, I clean it. It used to embarrass me, but I don't care. I clean it up and move on.

We are doing such powerful workouts these days I am sweating through my clothes, which means wherever I sit, I leave an ass print. Do I care? No. I clean it up and move on.

I'm lifting heavier weights and my nose starts to run during a set. Do I care? No. I just find a tissue when I'm done with the set and take care of my business. I clean it up and move on.

Although I've yet to fart in front of him, but at this point it's just a matter of time.

I just keep saying to myself, "I'm sure he's seen/heard worse". LOL

And on a side note, some of the members have been complimenting me, which is very cool. A woman said to me last night, "those were impressive split squats! I can't squat that low if I tried!"

This is what a split squat looks like -- although I can't squat as low as this guy does! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMfbdugbcL8

And the pilates instructor told me that I had great flexibility in my hamstrings.

Thank you squats! lol